Signs of the times

Some people will stop at nothing to cut a corner and make a fast buck. This very issue runs blatantly in our national news as we routinely hear stories of John Q. Moron spilling hot coffee on his lap or June R. Idiot tripping down some stairs to the tune of a large out of court settlement costing employers or tax payers millions of dollars. Unfortunately for those of you 'bums' out there, business owners and government organizations have wised up to your game, and have created full-proof warnings to safe-guard themselves against these frivolous false claims. I recently did a little research and discovered some ACTUAL examples of some of the latest warnings in the fight against fraud:


Warning: Contains explosive barbershop quartet




Absolutely NO projectile cup vomiting




Sweet Dancer Ahead...proceed with caution




Pimps Up/Hos Down





Exit intended for persons nicknamed 'Sortie' ONLY




(Doesn't this sound like an incentive?)





DANGER! You are about to view a 'film' featuring Ashton Kutcher





High Voltage Pornography Ahead