Remember to yield
The spedometer on my car read a steady 15mph as I toiled through the drudgery of evening rush hour. As I contemplated suicide as I do each day on the 405, my visions of painful death were abruptly interupted by a 'unique' license plate frame on the auto in front of me: "I brake for Craft Stores".
Initially these words perplexed me as I contemplated the neccessity for such a frame. Is someone crashing into craftstores at such a high volume that some drivers feel the need to warn other drivers on the road? "You wanna stay off my bumper? I am NOT gonna hit another craft store."
More importantly, where are these renegade craftstores that can't seem to conform to standard pedistrian rules? Though I have never met the unfortunate fate of meeting a jaywalking craftstore on the road, I'm glad there are some people out there giving me the 'heads up' on the whole craftstore-collision situation. God Bless you elderly woman in the Volvo. With your help we'll all learn to slow down when we see an jumpy craftstore waiting for a light.
Initially these words perplexed me as I contemplated the neccessity for such a frame. Is someone crashing into craftstores at such a high volume that some drivers feel the need to warn other drivers on the road? "You wanna stay off my bumper? I am NOT gonna hit another craft store."
More importantly, where are these renegade craftstores that can't seem to conform to standard pedistrian rules? Though I have never met the unfortunate fate of meeting a jaywalking craftstore on the road, I'm glad there are some people out there giving me the 'heads up' on the whole craftstore-collision situation. God Bless you elderly woman in the Volvo. With your help we'll all learn to slow down when we see an jumpy craftstore waiting for a light.
posted by m.moore at 20:12
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