Moore's Minutes 11/21/2005
Notes for today from our friend: the Media
The United States has placed a ban on all poultry from Canada after discovering a dying bird infected with a strand of the bird flu. Officials at Ceasars Palace are uncertain when Celine will be able to return to work, but they all wish her a speedy recovery.
Actor Vincent Pastore, known better as Salvatore "Big Pussie" Bonpensiero on the HBO hit 'The Sopranos', plead guilty to 1 count of attempted assault and will be forced to take 6 months of anger management therapy. When asked if he had an anger problem, the long-time mafia actor responded, "No I don't," then went back to stuffing a body into the trunk of his car.
Legendary actor Donald Sutherland discussed his performance in the film "Pride and Prejudice" this morning on CBS's The Early Show. Without reading the full script, Sutherland was dissapointed in the final product claiming, "I thought this was supposed to be a moive about harassing black people."
In Portland, Oregon today, a plane carrying Nike CEO William D. Perez was forced to make an emergency landing after a landing gear problem developed after take-off. The pilot of the plane informed Perez of the probability for a malfunction, but Perez simply told the pilot to "Just do it."
In Brisbane, Austrailia a drunken woman attempted to open an airplane door mid-flight in hopes of smoking a cigarette. When the woman was asked if she had an problematic addiction to cigarette smoking, she told a Brisbane Magistrate Court, "Its just a habit I could quit anytime. I'm in Control."
The United States has placed a ban on all poultry from Canada after discovering a dying bird infected with a strand of the bird flu. Officials at Ceasars Palace are uncertain when Celine will be able to return to work, but they all wish her a speedy recovery.
Actor Vincent Pastore, known better as Salvatore "Big Pussie" Bonpensiero on the HBO hit 'The Sopranos', plead guilty to 1 count of attempted assault and will be forced to take 6 months of anger management therapy. When asked if he had an anger problem, the long-time mafia actor responded, "No I don't," then went back to stuffing a body into the trunk of his car.
Legendary actor Donald Sutherland discussed his performance in the film "Pride and Prejudice" this morning on CBS's The Early Show. Without reading the full script, Sutherland was dissapointed in the final product claiming, "I thought this was supposed to be a moive about harassing black people."
In Portland, Oregon today, a plane carrying Nike CEO William D. Perez was forced to make an emergency landing after a landing gear problem developed after take-off. The pilot of the plane informed Perez of the probability for a malfunction, but Perez simply told the pilot to "Just do it."
In Brisbane, Austrailia a drunken woman attempted to open an airplane door mid-flight in hopes of smoking a cigarette. When the woman was asked if she had an problematic addiction to cigarette smoking, she told a Brisbane Magistrate Court, "Its just a habit I could quit anytime. I'm in Control."
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