Abercrombie: Making life a little easier

Thanks to the marketing department (and former college greek system alums) at Abercrombie and Fitch clothing stores, publicly identifying a whore has never been easier!

Rather than using played-out images of non-existent ski lodges, or tired vintage brand logos, Abercrombie raised the bar on fashion by introducing a line of slogan t-shirts sure to make any gentleman in a backwards 'Cocks' hat drool. Now instead of stalking freshmen with clever quips about who's a 'fag', you will quickly be able to identify the easiest skanks at the party by the slutty billboard written across her chest. With phrases like, "Available for Parties", "I had a nightmare I was a brunette", and "Blondes are Adored/Brunettes are Ignored", the cops might actually believe you when you tell them 'she wanted it'.